Kiss someone at Qdoba on Valentine's Day, get a free entree.

No joke. From their Facebook page

Guests Who Share a Kiss at Qdoba This Valentine’s Day Will Receive a Free Entrée with Purchase of a Queso Entrée!

Things are getting spicy this Valentine’s Day with Queso for a Kiss at Qdoba Mexican Grill®. On February 14, Qdoba will bring back its annual buy one, get one offer as it encourages guests to turn up the heat and share a kiss with a significant other, friend, family member, or willing stranger, to receive a free entrée with the purchase of a Queso entrée.

Participation in the Valentine’s Day promotion is simple and no coupon is required—just a willing partner and a little bit of love!

For those of you who don't have somebody to do this with, Qdoba seems pretty lenient--for instance, I saw a promo graphic that says you can even kiss your phone or a photo of your favorite celebrity and still get the deal.